Elvis is alive and living in Delano MN

So, I’m parking at Coborn’s Supermarket on my way home from work, (needed to get sugar) and I noticed the car parked opposite of me had a weird front license plate.  It was black and had Elvis in cursive writing on it.  I thought it was kind of odd, since front plates are mandatory in MN.  As I was getting out of my car, the owner of the vehicle had hit the remote to unlock his mini-SUV.  Up comes Elvis, the later years.  The same thick framed, studded glasses, the sideburns—looked like a dead ringer.  He had the looks down pat; but, until I hear him sing Heartbreak Hotel, I’ll withhold judgement as to how good an impersonator he really is.