The Miracle Cure

You may recall my post on the toothache from a few weeks back.  I haven’t had the tooth extracted yet, and the penicillin didn’t do squat to get rid of the infection, and the tylenols I was popping didn’t take care of the pain and discomfort very effectively; but, I’ve been without pain, and no problems with the infection for almost a week now, thanks to an amazing cure.

Warm salt water.  I’ve been using Morton’s Sea Salt in warm water, and swishing it around in my mouth a couple of times a day, and I haven’t had any problem whatsoever with pain or infection. 

Last Thursday I couldn’t get to sleep because of the pain, so I went on the internet and looked up home remedies for toothaches.  One said use 40% Proof Whiskey Single Malt—well, I didn’t have any of that in the cupboard.   Another site claimed that warm salt water would do it.  I was skeptical, but tried it.  I woke up with no pain, and I could feel the swelling from the infection was gone.  A friend at work said sea salt would be even better that regular table salt, so I got some.  It’s amazing how well it has worked.

I wonder, if we dumped a gatorade bucket full of warm salt water on Hillary Clinton, do you think she’d go away, just like an irritating tooth infection.